Friday, February 18, 2011

10 Things I Never Thought I'd Say

Last Sunday, Lori Pace, the blog author of A Day in Motherhood, was featured on Simply Stacie.  She wrote a short, but funny post about her top 10 list of things she never thought she would say.  I thought it was a fun idea and wanted to share a few of the things I never in my wildest dreams would I have thought I would say. 

10 ~ Your sister is not food!
9 ~ I don't care if you throw up in the kitchen, just keep it off the carpet.
8 ~ Yes, you do have to wear clothes outside.
7~  We don't draw on Daddy's Computer Screen!
6 ~ Your bath can just wait another day.
5 ~ Cereal is a very healthy dinner.
4 ~ Fine.  Go to school with messy hair.  It doesn't bother me.  (It really does though. :)
3~ Play with your toys.  They're fun, I promise.
2~ I know you ate at lunch time, but you still need to eat dinner too.
And the #1 thing, I never thought I'd ever say....

1~ We do not hide poop in our backpack!

What is something that you never thought you would say to your children?  Grab a latte, put up your feet, and join the discussion!


Humble Homemaker said...

haha! I love it. :) I have all of this to come... can't wait!

Butterfly Flutter said...

Trust me not in the kitchen either throwing up. I mean it spreads like wild fire.

Buffi Neal said...

Truely Hilarious! Makes me feel so lucky to be in the Mommy-club.
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Jackie said...

Great list! Kids are fun!

Jodi Whisenhunt said...

Well, in 16 yrs of parenthood, I don't think I've said #1, LOL!!! #9, 6, 3...definitely!

Thanks for the laughs!

Jacqueline said...

Oh too funny. The funniest thing I ever said is "No you can't drop the cat from the roof to see if he lands on his feet!" A split second later I blinked and thought I should ask WHY.
Great post!

Brittney said...

Love it!!!